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BTO

Bathroom Time Off - Similar to PTO (Personal Time Off), one can easily achieve 40 hours of additional vacation time by taking a daily 9.23 minute dump at work. Executive types and employees with seniority can often increase their BTO up to 60 hours/year by extending their bathroom sessions out to 13.85 minutes.
Damn! I've got to level 168 on Candy Crush this year just on BTO alone.

I took so much BTO this morning that my legs went numb!

Thank god the company WiFi reaches the bathroom or I would've use $30 bucks in data while taking BTO this week.
by Enema Dreams January 23, 2016
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doge

A very popular meme of a Shiba Inu dog with a strange look on his face. It went viral all over the internet. Now Doge is a dog meme. Most pictures of Doge are accompanied by words, usually the following: so, very, wow, much, such, and many.
by RedLightningStrike March 18, 2017
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Take him out

To eleminate someone. To kill him. To remove someone from a situation.
"Osama bin Laden is a menace. We will take him out." President George W Bush.
by Colby Gutierrez-Kraybill September 9, 2005
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Dense Cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.
p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-
by icyte June 2, 2019
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wink wink nudge nudge

Expression used to make someone realize an ulterior motive to your conversation.
"I am so hungry. I wish someone would let me have a bite of his candy bar...wink wink nudge nudge"
by Jason the n00b May 24, 2008
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soft hours

Between the hours of 2-3:30 in the AM where you become a mushy loving, uncontrollable mess. Where you say sentimental things you regret/ deny saying later that same morning.
Guy 1: Bruh, do you know what time it is?
Guy 2: Nah bruh.
Guy 1 (with tissues and tears runnin down his face): its them soft hours.
Guy 2 (now cryin and hugging Guy 1): fuck bruh i love you so much you are my rock my everything my world i couldnt live without you.

In the morning:

Guy 2: we never speak of this again.
by Seokie-ah February 12, 2018
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stoned pony

High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.
Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...
by AdriennePurdue April 5, 2017
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