recession dating

When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.
Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.
by klopstock February 11, 2009
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something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you
john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!
by J-Lima December 30, 2008
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In the near future

A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.
Sometime within the near future it will be done. Does that answer your question
by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 13, 2018
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lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.
Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.
by that guy888888 December 25, 2010
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passenger princess

A pretty girl that has no other job but to look pretty in the passenger seat while her sneaky link/boyfriend/significant other drives.
Yesterday, I was a passenger princess while my boyfriend drove me around the town.
by thebaddestbarbie April 19, 2022
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bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."
by yes juanito yes August 08, 2014
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the rent is too damn high

On October 18th, 2010, Jimmy McMillan debated on behalf of the "The Rent Is Too Damn High" party in the gubernatorial debate in NY.

His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage.
I'm tryin' to feed my kids, but the rent is too damn high!
by monkeyweasel October 21, 2010
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