2 definitions by Toebock American Folklore

A contest that measure who can get the most zorched. The first contest--created by American writer/skateboarder, Travis Knight--took place in Washington State--in the Olympic National Forest--where American Skateboarder, Two Hawks Young, stole the gold for the very first Zorchathon.
We have officially announced that Two Hawks Young is the victor in this year's Zorchathon
by Toebock American Folklore November 16, 2018
Get the Zorchathon mug.
Cross-faded. Too many doobies and too many drinks. The term was originally conceived by amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced sometime in the year of 2001. The term would soon fade into archaism until it would once again resurface into popular terminology 10 years later in the depths of the Olympic National Forest.

Travis Knight, American writer and amateur skateboarder, needed to come up with an activity for the Annual Toebock Fireside Trip--a skateboarding/camping trip that started in Northern California and ended in Washington State. His early friendship with amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced, had implemented the term zorched into his vocabulary; thus, The Zorchathon was born and the term zorched found its way into the hearts of millions.
Damn, Two Hawks is really ZORCHED today. How is he even walking?
by Toebock American Folklore November 16, 2018
Get the Zorched mug.