A girl who has everything going for her. She's unique and funny. You'll never find another like her. To spot a ZLori, just look for her defining trademark... a candy watch. .)
The act of doing literally anything at university except studying. This includes scrolling on your phone, hanging out in the cafeteria, talking to friends, or even reorganizing your desk just to avoid coursework.
“I spent three hours zlorking in the library and didn’t open a single book."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"