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36.
when you don't understand something (it "Zings" past you); can be signified by swiping hand over head while saying, "ZING!"
Bob: yo! what's up foo!
John: hey! so guess what i learned todaY!!! a plus b times c divided by two thousand minus ten million over 6 digits times three is equal to the velocity of a pterydactol times three billion over two ducks
BOb: ....ZING!
by BLAH!!!! May 30, 2005
 
37.
(verb) to slap another persons hand after they make a good call
"you made a good call, zing me brother"
by mith December 09, 2003
 
38.
The act of sabotage on one's computer when they go away for a short or long period of time. The actions you can tke include:

-removal of the mouse ball
-unplugging power cords
-turning off of one's monitor
-adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off
-opening multiple error windows
-opening of CD drives
-unplugging of mouses/keyboards
-opening a internet porno site
-etc.
"Damn, you jackasses zinged me..."
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
 
39.
to run away frm someone as fast as u can
qwik blud
lets zing now!
by Chikstah Lyk..Chantal November 20, 2007
 
40.
The most retarded word ever man invented.
<man> ZING!
<Gods> Why did I bother to create a human being like you? It beyonds me.
by Retardproof January 30, 2004
 
41.
A word similar to owned, but better.
Frank: I hate pretending the play our intruments (on the set of music videos), I feel like Ashlee Simpson....ohhh zing!
by AshrrKlls June 15, 2007
 
42.
A lame expression used by lame, pretentious pseudo-interlectuals in order to try and make a person feel stupid.

Insulting the recipient's intelligence (implying they're too stupid to realise they've been 'dissed' in some way or another), some crony of theirs has to call out 'Zing!'.

They usually do this because they are incapable of actually being smart, and instead acheive this fake image by making others look stupid.
Pseudo-Interlectual A: <some witty remark, thats not that witty that I can't be stuffed to think of right now>

Pseudo-Interlectual B: "Zing!"

Me - "Really? Are you SURE I was just 'Zung'? I am incapable of detecting these things, don't you know..."
by Lubbix_Mclubbix August 28, 2005