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A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.
Free zert on your birthday!
by Pie Lady August 10, 2005
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persian or farsi word for fart
"zert with the wind"
"fart with the wind"
by piratemimi October 11, 2006
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Call the ZERT, he's got an arm off.
by benisman November 25, 2011
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A word for dessert, if you're too lazy to say the whole word.
Free zert on your birthday!
by Pie Lady August 10, 2005
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When a animal is fucking
Your pets are zert
by Milk the kangaroo January 11, 2017
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