Zelch

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

by Guntherthepriest June 30, 2009

Zelch

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Chad saw Paul P. in the cafeteria, he had an instant zelch.

by billsfan2 August 27, 2010

Adam zelch

A scruffy ugly smelly cunt who can't afford a hair cut

Erghh look at that smelly spastic Adam zelch

by Dburn3 July 12, 2016

Zelching

Doing fuck all

Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020

by Zelcher February 22, 2020

zelched

What you are after smoking a fat blunt.

Man, i took one hit of that chronic and i was zelched!

by YESSSSSSSSS May 6, 2007