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"My uncle lives in canada and is a total zedneck. He owns a snowmobile, hunts moose, watches hockey all the time, and wears nothing but plaid.
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To suffer a horrible hockey skate related injury such as that received by Richard Zednik.
Garnet Exelby totally just zedniked the crap out of Sidney Crosby!
zedniked by Mike Fink February 26, 2008

Lucas Zernicke

A man among men a person with such high masculinity they can grow a beard overnight.

This type of man uses sand paper as TP and eats nine inch nails as breakfast cereal.
Adjective: Wow, that man just arm wrestled a grizzly bear while drinking pepper spray. They are such a Lucas Zernicke.
When you accidently slit your throat by a hockey skate. (like richard zednik's skate-to-the-throat accident).
Do you think i can cut my (hockey) tape with my skate?
I dunno just dont pull a ZEDNIK.
zednik by redwing_927 February 26, 2008

Jakub Zedníček 

very hot boy

he's an actor so yay
Sofie: omg jakub zedníček is gonna be in our school
Kika: omggggggggggggggggggggg
Jakub Zedníček by gmljenejlepsi October 13, 2017
A dirty ugly stupid gay ass mother fucking whore who should burn in hell and get there face cut off for being so damn ugly and gay and is a redneck straight from the trailor park.
J.J. is a zednic,
Look at that zednic rn
zednic by Keith December 4, 2006