100 definitions by Keith

get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette

Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude

by Keith August 9, 2003

banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith November 30, 2003

Cowboy Bebop

An amazing animated show from Japan. You can't really call it anime.....'cause it's good.

I was amazed when I watched a whole Japanese show and none of the characters changed shape and got all gay and round. I've seen two episodes and I'm addicted to Cowboy Bebop.

by Keith September 7, 2005

el chico zuma's revenge

A severe case of the wet craps, that almost certainly follows a night of chimichanga consumption at el chico zuma's restaurant on north ave. Avoidable by applying a dollup of lube to one's anus before bed.

I felt the wrath of el chico zuma's revenge this morning, now my ass is all chapped.

by Keith August 23, 2004

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004

SLC Punk

Great movie that says "fuck" a lot and everyone should watch.

SLC Punk is a Great movie that says "fuck" a lot and everyone should watch.

by Keith July 30, 2003

Wheelin

Actually driving your SUV in the environment it was designed for: OFF-FUCKING-ROAD!!! Like those of us who bought our Jeep Wranglers to---oh-my-god--- go four-wheeling!!! Unlike the metrosexual wannabe dickheads that think offroading is what they do in mall parking lots with speedbumps.

Buddy #1: "Watcha doin' later?
Buddy #2: "Thought I'd go 'wheelin' up the canyon for the day..."
Buddy #1: "Cool...gonna take the Renegade or the Quads?"
Buddy #2: "Gonna take 'em all"!!!

by Keith November 30, 2003