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Hey look at that striped horse
That's a zebra
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by It's me... January 17, 2017
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If you are living in Lithuania and don't have much money at the same or live in a remote from city blocks neighbourhood, this is your primary internet provider. Well, it evolved from "Telekom", which also dealt in stationary home phones and internet.
Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I know it stands for something, but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap.
As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're extremely unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has extremely slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.)
So stop bitchin' about AOL.
I don't use subscribtion to "gamespot" and shit, because:
1) i don't have the money
2) My internet is ZEBRA, that is, i won't be able to finish downloads until my subscription is cancelled.
by JcDent May 02, 2007
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when a woman is having a baby, she poops on the table, and the baby slides out on the poop creating a stripe going down their back
(nurse): "Oh no Doctor, we have a zebra on our hands!"
by Shimbot June 03, 2007
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A polite way of talking about one's breasts.
"Look at that fine lady with those gigantic things in the ze-bra!"
by Sarah to peeps July 21, 2005
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In medicine, a common disease presenting with unusual symptoms. Also applies to a patient with symptoms common to several diseases in which the first diagnosis is of a rare or obscure disease, when the truth is a more mundane disorder.

The term was popularised by Scrubs.

Derived from the axiom "When you hear hoofbeats, think 'horses', not 'zebras'.
If a patient presents with vomiting, dairrhoea, and fever, West Nile Virus is a zebra; they're more likely to have enteropathogenic E. coli infection.
by Rhodoferax September 12, 2008
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After having sexual intercourse and or receving a blow job with woman or man you must procede to rocket semen all over their body. Soon afterwards you will be looking at a real life zebra. Can only be performed on people with dark skin.
I stuck my peen into LaQuisha and then after words I turned her into a zebra.
by poopieweinerhole November 16, 2011
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an extremely hott male that looks fabulous
"OMG, did you see that guy?!"
"no"
"hmm he was a zebra"
by TG&CI November 24, 2007
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