The Best Pens and Pencils Ever Made.
After bothering with Bic pens my whole life, I finally splurged on a Zebra.
by OT9 February 15, 2006
In medicine, a common disease presenting with unusual symptoms. Also applies to a patient with symptoms common to several diseases in which the first diagnosis is of a rare or obscure disease, when the truth is a more mundane disorder.

The term was popularised by Scrubs.

Derived from the axiom "When you hear hoofbeats, think 'horses', not 'zebras'.
If a patient presents with vomiting, dairrhoea, and fever, West Nile Virus is a zebra; they're more likely to have enteropathogenic E. coli infection.
by Rhodoferax September 12, 2008
If you are living in Lithuania and don't have much money at the same or live in a remote from city blocks neighbourhood, this is your primary internet provider. Well, it evolved from "Telekom", which also dealt in stationary home phones and internet.
Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I know it stands for something, but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap.
As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're extremely unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has extremely slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.)
So stop bitchin' about AOL.
I don't use subscribtion to "gamespot" and shit, because:
1) i don't have the money
2) My internet is ZEBRA, that is, i won't be able to finish downloads until my subscription is cancelled.
by JcDent May 02, 2007
an old-school convict, usually referred to as "Zebra-cake", due to the striped uniform that the convicts used to have, back in the good ole' days, now they've switched to orange, unfortunately!
"Yo Zebra-Cake, you betta' get yo' ass up herrr, or u gonna be wacked!"
by Irina K. November 02, 2004
A half black, half white nightmare amalgamation of species.
Megahertz (AKA Megacoon) an expert at geography and renowned watermelon taster.
by Fatila June 01, 2005
an extremely hott male that looks fabulous
"OMG, did you see that guy?!"
"hmm he was a zebra"
by TG&CI November 24, 2007
old school slang term for police and whites.
hide the dope, here comes the zebras
by drunk trophy February 10, 2007

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