Top Definition
When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your seamen into a nice even layer.
Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.
by Rick Bj January 28, 2008
An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.
While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.
by Chern October 26, 2006
When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.
I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.
by Boorilg November 04, 2010
The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.
hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!
by Robert Derkach August 31, 2008
The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).

Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!
by VivaLaItalia September 21, 2008
Someone who stashes our hash beer check beer in the shaved ice from a Zamboni, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator
The Zamboner left our Hash beer in the shaved ice pile behind the rink, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator.
by Virgin Dick August 26, 2008
The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.
When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!
by Steve&Craig November 01, 2003

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