if you've got it, flaunt it 

if you have something to show off, like your body, mind, skill, talent, dont keep it to yourself. Show the world!

My grandma used to say to me when i wore that oversize sweater, "honey, I know you got a nice body under there; why you wearing that ugly ass sweater. If you've got it, flaunt it! Here, take my credit card and go shopping at forever 21 honey. do it."

if you've got it, flaunt it by not a biter December 17, 2018

If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: an unusual special burger on a croissant

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger, you should try it!"

If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Pass it if you've got it 

Similar to the tobacco-themed "take a break" saying, this phrase refers to an occasional interval during travel or work when anyone in the party who has previously been "holding it in" is now permitted to "let fly" as much as he/she desires, even if said eruptions are obscenely loud and/or odiferous. Further explanation unnecessary.

Hippie-bus driver: Okay, folks --- we're about to cross the Passagassawakeag bridge, so I'm lowering the windows --- feel free to pass it if you've got it!

Pass it if you've got it by QuacksO September 29, 2018

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. 

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

if you’ve got the cake, eat it.

If you’ve got the chance, take it. Or, if you’ve got the option to do something, then do it.

-“idk, should i do this or not?”
-“if you’ve got the cake, eat it.”

if you’ve got the cake, eat it. by anonymous May 24, 2026

I've got to hand it to you 

If you say you have (got) to hand it to someone you mean that they have been very successful or skilful.

Wow, it actually worked. I've got to hand it to you, buddy whatever you're putting down, she is picking up.

I've got to hand it to you by Zeantor December 12, 2018