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1.
yes
Do you feel like smoking a blunt? YOMP!
by sk8nick976 July 21, 2003
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2.
To dip with intensity; chewing tabacco
Gosh Aaron Draper, Anthony Escobar, and Jake Fletcher yomp so hard...its actually hard to define how hard they yomp.
by fletchdaddy October 17, 2011
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3.
The highest level in authority of affirmation. Its power overrules any other form of yes, affirmative, yeah, or roger. Once this affirmation is accepted, its authority cannot be declined. If in some miraculous instance the power of yomps is denied, the universe will implode. Three times.
Jack: Jill, will you go to prom with me?
Jill: Yomps.
Later...
Jack: Hey Jill, I'm really sorry but I can't go to prom with you.
Universe implodes. Three times.
by IrishGinge May 19, 2009
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4.
1.The act of eating someone's sentence.

2.Can also be used as synonym to devour, but only to explain a large consumption of something.
1. Billy - "So that means that one can only truly test the human abilities with the power of the mind where the true human form can emerge."
Memo - "Yomp"
Billy - "....Did you just freaking eat my sentence??"

2. "My stomach hurts so much...I yomped that fucking cake."
by DoritoMan February 24, 2009
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5.
yea, yes
Nick is a loser, yomp
by yomp July 21, 2003
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6.
1. British military acronym for "your own marching pace."
2. A long hike wearing full equipment requiring a steady pace
Back in the war, we had to yomp all night just to get at the Argies.
by racerx987 December 28, 2010
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7.
jiz that comes frum a donkey's shlong.

Also a word that is used in middleton to describe a fucking Gaylords who have mullets..

J sun
you fucking yomp get the fuck out of my face Braiden

Yomp Yomp!!!
by jasonellison November 28, 2003
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