Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.
1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED
by morgizz October 9, 2010
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EQUALLYOKED
DEFINITION: v. Equallyoked means that a person who couples up and bonds with another is of the same of very similar civil identity, i.e., equal in groups such as; ethnicity, race, color, political membership, religion, ages, sexual orientation, and marital status n. Liberalists maintain that it means sharing the same spirit.
Pronunciation: e’ quol-lee yook’d
Etymology: Equally (of sameness); yoked (bonded together as a team).
EXAMPLE: An example of being equallyoked would be; when a couple share the same spirit and also are two divorcees about the same age, both without children, date and marry one another-and as a couple are both; white, republican, christian and heterosexual whose ancestors are from quite close areas of Europe.
by ijohn4v8 February 18, 2012
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A person who does not like and corrects Texting language.
Friend: Hay grl. wht r u doin
Yoke: *Hey. *Girl. *What. *Are. *You. *Doing. Learn how to use correct grammar.
Friend: dam yoce.
Yoke:*Damn. *Yoke.
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A person who is a joke or of a youthful sense of humor.
Why is Dan Hard in a public place? What a yoke!
by J-Franz December 20, 2009
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Bro, I got home at midnight last night, I'm yoked.

I've had like 15 shots: I'm yoked.
I was so yoked to see her!
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To jack up or to run jack moves on.
I yoked homeslice there for all of his dollars and my homeboys were like damn you yoked that mother fucker. Tadow !!!!!!!!
by tadow nuts October 14, 2005
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A thunderous dunk. Dunking a basketball with force.
"Ben Wallace caught a yoke off the rim!"
by Reggie June 25, 2004
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