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Yoke yoked thing slang yoking joke to yoke yokey choke yokes
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these days in Ireland, a Yoke refers to almost *anything*
"how do you get this feckin yoke to work?" - computer
"pass me that yoke" - pencil
"this yoke is feckin broken!" - DVD player
etc
by A Jan 15, 2005 share this
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A slang term for male ejaculate or semen
Yoke in her face!
I yoked all over that bitch!
sperm semen yoke ejaculate in her face
by Jal8631 Mar 23, 2008 share this
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spinning your tires, doing donuts, dipn(gas-breakn)
he yoked his 5.0 at the sideshow all night
gas break yoken sideshow hyphy dumb
by drezzy Apr 7, 2006 share this
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1. Thing, as in, the yoke over there.

2. Ecstasy tablets
"That fucking thing, the fucking whatchamacallit, the yoke!"

"I took a few yokes and was off me chops for the whole night"

See also off chops
by Andrew Scott Mar 6, 2005 share this
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A playful, aggressive or intimidating (or sensual) gesture of brushing (touching) the chin of another person with your hand quickly, in order to get a bizzare reaction out of the other person.
A yoked B.
I am gonna yoke you.
yoke gesture biff womp fail treated playful intimidating sensual aggressive
by gcpargc Apr 6, 2009 share this
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A person who is a joke or of a youthful sense of humor.
Why is Dan Hard in a public place? What a yoke!
joke yolk queer immature stupid
by J-Franz Dec 20, 2009 share this
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grabbing someone around the neck and not letting go
"i got you in a damm good yoke bitch"
by whymanwhy Feb 29, 2004 share this
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