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An incredibly seductive and sexual being.
She is intelligent and caring, very loving, and a great friend.
She won't take shit from anyone and will make it clear, though she is very open-minded towards almost anything.
She adores the band Coldplay, almost more than she loves her boyfriend, but it's all good because she's his one and only and he loves her more.

2. The act of being extremely sexy.
"Dude, have you seen Yanessa?'
"Yeah bro, she's fucking gorgeous"

"Hey man what's going on?"
"Not much, my girl turned into a Yanessa last night"
"Lucky bastard!"
Yanessa by GianFreako August 12, 2009
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Yankeestan 

Used by Europeans as alternative name for the United States of America: Nation full of Yanks.
Euro bloke 1: "Can't believe they voted for that jizztrumpet as President"
Euro bloke 2: "I know mate. What else would you expect to have happened there in Yankeestan?"
Yankeestan by eurobloke February 2, 2019

How bout them yankees? 

A phrase used to break up an incredibly awkward silence. Although this tends to elicit nothing but awkward laughter.
So uhhhh, how bout them yankees?...

yankeeshater 

1. One who derives great pleasure in the failings of the New York Yankees and feels sickened by their successes; (2) the opposite of one who roots for the New York Yankees.
In Boston, almost everyone is a Red Sox fan and a Yankeeshater.
yankeeshater by Michael Moorby December 23, 2003

yankees suck 

The favorite chant of red sox fans.
Yankees suck! Yankees suck! Yankees suck! (you get the idea)
yankees suck by Tragic Story February 27, 2004

Yankenstein 

A woman who is too nasty to have sex with, but you'll allow her to yanky-yank on your pecker, as long as nobody will find out.
I was so horny that I let this Yankenstein jack me off behind a dumpster.

She's so ugly she could never be my girlfriend, but I'd let her be my Yankenstein.
Yankenstein by PurpleTantrum September 6, 2018

yankees suck 

1. An indisputable statment of fact, hugely popularized after the New York Yankees failed to hold a three games to none lead, and got their asses BEAT by Ortiz, Damon, Schilling, and the rest of them.
Yankees Suck!

Well, uh.... 1918! Oh, wait, shit.
yankees suck by A-rod sucks November 20, 2004