9 definitions by PurpleTantrum
A woman who is too nasty to have sex with, but you'll allow her to yanky-yank on your pecker, as long as nobody will find out.
I was so horny that I let this Yankenstein jack me off behind a dumpster.
She's so ugly she could never be my girlfriend, but I'd let her be my Yankenstein.
She's so ugly she could never be my girlfriend, but I'd let her be my Yankenstein.
by PurpleTantrum September 7, 2018
Long, side-swept bangs that feather across the forehead from left to right, draping down over the right eye and obstructing the vision. Bieber Bangs are most commonly worn by pubescent and prepubescent boys, who thereafter cock their heads as if weighed down by the girth of these bangs. Most boys develop an immediate tic, whereby they toss their heads in order to keep the Bieber Bangs always flowing to the right. Many adolescent girls find themselves swooning when a boy tosses his Bieber Bangs her way.
"Did you see Tommy this morning? Wow, he looks so hot with his new Bieber Bangs!"
Scientists have discovered that a toss of a boy's Bieber Bangs is like the modern day mating call.
Scientists have discovered that a toss of a boy's Bieber Bangs is like the modern day mating call.
by PurpleTantrum June 23, 2019
The noise that girls make when they freak out at the first sight of each other in public. Buhgawking is almost always punctuated by arm-flapping and a cheek-to-cheek hug.
The girls had just seen each other 3 hours ago, but they insisted on a shrill BUHGAWK, followed by bent elbow arm flapping and a cheek to cheek hug.
by PurpleTantrum September 12, 2018
Noun: SHANTS are an artical of men's clothing, worn as bottoms. They are in between shorts and pants. Shants are too long to be shorts, but too short to be pants. Shants are often worn by Bro Dudes or Homies. They're typically worn with very long, white tube socks, that fully cover the shins. Between the shants and the socks, the legs are 100% covered.
"Did you see the guy with the long wallet chain, wearing those Dickies shants, you know, the ones that go five inches past the knee caps?"
by PurpleTantrum April 4, 2023
A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato with a cheap wig.
by PurpleTantrum August 26, 2020
A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman, who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato wearing a cheap wig.
by PurpleTantrum August 26, 2020
GASH GRANOLA
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.
"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "
" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021