Twink Republican Congressman privately on Grindr but publicly against all things gay, typically preppy northeastern looking with a vacant yet threatening stare, a sweater and a vest and flat brown shoes. May attend yacht parties. Dates girls for mom. Loves being naked under a white sheet and pointy hat with other men.
I saw a group of right wing yachterbators with Stephen Miller, guffawing over his jokes and butt and dick tapping before they drafted the anti LGBTQ memo. They drank appletinis afterwards and had a boxer and sock party to celebrate.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"