Cliff Yablonski 

proper noun

1. Someone who hates you.

2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!

3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou

"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski

Cliff Yablonski by EmperorKO February 19, 2003

Yalonda 

Complete Perfection. These little girls flourish into astonishing women who have the ability to say what they mean, and do what they say.

I'm going to hit the lottery because I'm a Yalonda.....10 days later...LOTTERY WINNER!

Yalonda by Empress13 January 12, 2008

Yablo 

A fictional Bulgarian folk singer dubbed "the master of the ocarina." His hits include "baa baa black sheep" and "my babushka baby" as well as more traditional songs such as "havah nagilah" and "the girl from plovdiv."

Appeared in a sprite commercial in the late 1990's and broke the hearts of milllions when it was revealed at the end of the commercial that one could not purchase the fake CD in question.

Yablo's timeless classic "baa baa black sheep" will live forever in American advertising lore.

Yablo by Killacktron December 31, 2012

Yabloko 

The Russian word for "Apple" which is commonly used by people to say that they wish to have an apple.

Ya hochu yabloko!!! (I want an apple!!!)

Yabloko by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004

Yablonski 

Homo chaffass.(Commonly referred to as the North American Hairless Polar Bear) A distinct breed of northeastern albino mammals; Nocturnal creature, due to extreme sensitivity to the sun and lack of melanin in the skin; Generally little to no body hair, due to lack of sweat glands; Habitat is that of cave dwellings and underground burrows within the large roots of the Ficus tree; Although extremely rare, sitings have been reported in the northeastern part of Pennsylvania by hunters who identified the animal as resembling a human sized naked mole rat with no tail; If one happens to come in contact with a Yablonski and is bitten, extreme pain and discomfort will occur. Although non-poisonous, medical attention should be sought due to possibility of rabies, which can be the result of a bite from any wild animal.

While drinking beer and spotting deer, Johnny became startled when he caught the glimpse of a Yablonski feasting on the remnants of a decomposed raccoon corpse.

Yablonski by Kremer Kleinmacher Ph.D. March 10, 2008

dirty yalonda 

The nastiest dirty bitch you could ever think of. Uses razor wire gloves to fist unsuspecting victims, then licks their blood and faeces off the razor wire whilst frantically fingering herself and watching midget porn

That bitch pulled a dirty Yalonda on Dave, had to take him to the ER with a prolapsed ass hole

dirty yalonda by BigNarstie June 2, 2020

yablonsly 

An amazing guy, with jokes that will get you a six pack in a day. He can put a smile on your face any time of day. He will get all of your references, has multiple talents, and is just a great person to be around.

Yo, I literally enjoy Yablonsy's jokes man.

Yablonsly had me WEAAAK in class the other day

yablonsly by Huhhyaa November 7, 2019