A boner that goes completely up towards your belly button. Completely straight up, if you were to pee, you would get piss in your face. Usually occurs when one is really horny.
Dude i saw a picture of ur mom last night

And?

I got a wrong-way wang

Wow you are such an incestual freak.
by Harry Schroeder #6 August 28, 2007
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