Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.

Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016

Words with Friends 

An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble

A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends

Words with Friends by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Words with Friends 

App used by cheaters to communicate and arrange shags behind their unsuspecting spouses; who think they are playing scrabble. The chat function is more useful than the game itself. as it allows messages to be deleted quickly leaving no evidence

Sharon, you're always playing Words with Firiends...
HMm thats what i want people to think. Dave and i use to send messages to each other without his wife suspecting anything.

Dave sends me a message using Words with Friends chat whenever he wants to meet up for a shag

Words with Friends by silvertongue99 September 12, 2016

mirror~image words

When a word is split exactly down the middle horizontally.

A few mirror~image words for example, are "BIKE", "CHIDE", & "DOE" . I'm sure there are many more.

mirror~image words by Starchylde June 1, 2016

That's how mafia works 

A meme referring to the Mafia City ads were a man says "That's how mafia works." This meme is usually associated with a "lower level object/person" and a "higher level" version level as that.

Susan: "Oh no I'm being robbed!"
Level 5 Gangster: *Scares the mugger away*
Susan: "Oh why thank you!" *kisses Gangster*
Level 5 Gangster: *Turns into Level 35 Boss*
Mafia Boss: "That's how mafia works"

That's how mafia works by I Yoinked Your Girl January 15, 2019

worms for brain 

Reaction to somebody saying or doing something insanely dumb - insinuating someone has literally worms instead of well functioning brain.

- Jessica went back to her ex again.
- Worms for brain.

worms for brain by ohnataliyah December 14, 2019

Corporate Wordsmithing 

The combination of ordinary words into complex phrases by corporate personnel to appear smarter than they are.

Corporate Wordsmithing: Our flawless execution will enhance the customer experience of our iconic brand allowing us to leverage synergies while building strategic partnerships thereby elevating employee engagement through deep dive analysis and constructive feedback.

Corporate Wordsmithing by TylerGi April 13, 2016