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It's like a bestie, but someone who is really bad at being your best friend even though they are still your best friend.
Rob is my worstie because we are best friends, but he is really bad at it.
Worstie by The_Sunn May 23, 2016

Wood Chipper Worthies 

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.
Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

worsties 

Opposite of besties. Worst enemies; nemesis's. Most often are in competitive roles, differ radically in ideologies, or simply do not like each other.
Jenn and Jane were besties, until Jim came along and pitted them against each other. Now they are worsties.
worsties by hitsack rabalastre December 21, 2011

the dirty wertsie 

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.
Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.
the dirty wertsie by bob jones March 19, 2005

wootsies 

The debris--lint, sweat, dust, etc.-- that accumulate between a pre-pubescent girl's labia majora.
"Jenny, it's time for you to take a bath and clean out your wootsies."
wootsies by Corsalvus January 13, 2008

Wootsie roll 

1.- An expression used for victory, excitement, or winning epicly.

2.- A small, brown candy made out of wins.

3.- A variation of woot.
Example 1: I'm not a virgin anymore! Wootsie rolls!

Example 2: Damn i feel like eetin' up some wootsie rolls...

Example 3: Roflowned i pwned yo' ass! Wootsie rolls!
Wootsie roll by Vena February 21, 2009