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Work by Joshua Jones – a word, an entity, a being created at the beginning of time which require individuals or organizations to accomplish tasks, for a reward, that others do not want to do. It creates a monogamist approach to our minds where we are forced to enter the office and perform a single task over and over again, or until facebook or a stupid computer games pries away from another meaningless duty, limiting our independent thought to that of a simple machine. An escape from your wife, an underpaid way to pass time, a place to make single serving friends, some of which you talk badly about behind their backs cause they simply suck, all because we want material items that we can use for (hopefully) 48 carefree hours known as the weekend. Even better, a place to beat the system, make the money, use it to get drunk, get laid, and buy things for the now, and take 4 day weekends because the office thinks you’re on important meetings… I’m good at the work I choose to do.
to the office: I have work alllll weeekend
to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing work blowing my savings
by Jonesey23 September 24, 2009
 
1.
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
by Steve Milligan March 11, 2003
 
2.
A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".
I don't want to go to work today!
by www.flamepillar.com August 17, 2003
 
3.
Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.
"Its rainy days if we don't move all our work"
- Lil' Flip
by DrHavoc May 21, 2004
 
4.
1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.
1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.
by bkdouble October 21, 2006
 
5.
crack cocaine; used by persons addicted to crack to check with the local dope man to see if he has any.
where dat work at family? I need ta blast nigga....
by pirateskizzle December 18, 2004
 
6.
work is a drug
it could be crack or cocaine
I'm bout 2 go sel dis work real fast I b back.
by Kiki aka Baldhead May 02, 2005
 
7.
(n) A form of torture developed by stupid people who have nothing better to do in their lives. They take no interest in anything else other than "Getting the project in on time."

(v) To partake in this torture.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
by Ommigawd! A Sawk!1 o_O October 24, 2004