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A colossal vessel used by historical mythical Doge figure Siggy Le Doge, in his Empiric Conquests of inquisitions, territorial dispute of love, land, money, and power. The Wongus is the most powerful tool Siggy Le Doge had at his disposal, and was known to destroy all who gazed upon its god-like glory.
The *WONGUS* had immense Powah. As soon as the cities eyes were exposed, their eyes melted to the base of their skull.
Wongus by DogeBob December 1, 2021
Related Words

Worsgusting 

Something so repulsive, it is the worst disgusting thing ever.
Mom- "Would you like some more macaroni and cheese, Sophie?"

Sophie- "No way! Its completely worsgusting!"
Worsgusting by Sophtheloaf123 March 23, 2010
A adorable smudgy faced (brachiocephalic) dog, usually English Bulldog.
Omg, Look at that little adorable woogus
Woogus by SugyBear January 12, 2019
Common Korean first name "재현" typed on an English QWERTY keyboard.
"dkssudgktpdy, wogusdlqslek." Sorry I meant to type, "안녕하세요, 재현입니다."
wogus by skydark February 27, 2019

Wumbo Wongus 

A Wumbo Wongus is someone who has a small dick.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.
Person: how was the date?
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo Dongus?} :) Person2: [omg yes ;D
The moment in which one thinks the spelling of a word they are writing is incorrect but is in fact correct.

Can also be used to describe a variety of confused states of spelling such as not remembering how to spell an easy word. Also, blurting out something incomprehensible while speaking, only to have in mind what one was going to say the whole time.
"I just had a major worgasm on my test. I spent the entire test trying to figure out how to spell 'and'"

-"Hey is this right I'm trying to spell donkey but I can't spell it any other way than the way I'm writing it."
-"Yeah you're right but congratulations, you did just have a worgasm."

Guy:"Horse penis vagina lick!"
Guy 2:"How does it feel to worgasm all over yourself?"
Worgasm by Hahnzilla November 9, 2009