wonged 

A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.

- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.

wonged by Foo man choo November 22, 2011

Wonged 

when you make plans with a chick and at the last minute she says she's invited her friend along.

"made plans for a nice little day canoeing on the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to decline."

Wonged by lowestform July 19, 2012

wooned 

A indirect and undefined dominance term used in the computer gaming world. Loosely, the word is utilised to describe one individuals sexual attraction to another while still conveying a message of superiority. Use of this term is highly indicative of latent homosexuality.

I have always wooned you.

wooned by Lennie Brisco July 29, 2008

Wonged 

Getting absolutely plastered to the point you forgot what you said the night before.

Man I'm so wonged right now, don't let me drink any more.

Wonged by Xx_wo_e November 30, 2018

wonged 

To be wonged is to be beaten by the Wongsta.

Haha, Wilson got Wonged!!

wonged by MrPetts October 18, 2003

wrongedy

beyond wrong, really fucked up

how u gonna steal my cheez its ?! thats wrongedy!!

wrongedy by tricia December 13, 2004

Wonged 

Named after Alex Wong, the biggest pimp in the world. He loves jello shots and hitt'n it and then hitt'n it some more. this guy is so crazy he is the stuff of legends. Once he gets freakys with a girl, they've been "wonged".

this one time alex wonged one girl then bounced and wonged another and then wonged another and then smoked a blunt.

Wonged by alexloverpal November 4, 2008