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saying wtf as a complete word
wooft is you problem, you need to stoof you doof!
by JustinthymeBeatchhh May 27, 2007
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur
Grandma:watch my fox trot *wooft opens the gate of hades*
by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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