wooft

saying wtf as a complete word

wooft is you problem, you need to stoof you doof!

by JustinthymeBeatchhh June 17, 2007

Wooft

What you say when you have no other words to describe the situation

A: I'm going to die in five minutes
B: Wooft

by FlyingMeat June 4, 2018

wooft cat

scottish slang word for homosexual.

derived form the the fact that if a cat woofs it wants to be different than other cats.

I heard that john is a right wooft cat!

by dopey202 August 27, 2010

Wooft

The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur

Grandma:watch my fox trot *wooft opens the gate of hades*

by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014

woofting

to send drift, float, carry, or transporting, the smell of ass or terrible odor such as mold, dirty dishrag, dog shit, or some vaginas!

Sarah is really woofting tonight!!

by MCNATIVE August 7, 2021