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woodwalker 

A Man or Woman who puts their life on the line daily to keep the lights on so that others may enjoy the luxury of electricity. Also referred to as lineman. They climb wood poles with hooks and work hot secondary from the pole or hot primary from a hot board. Sometimes these Woodwalkers spend hours standing on hooks to restore power. They also work out of bucket trucks. These men and woman are the backbone of America. With out their dedication many people would die during winter and summer months. Food would have to be stored in a different manner, I wouldn't be typing on a computer charged by the electricity they provide, and you wouldn't be on level 58 on whatever dumb game you're playing.
Jack: "I can't believe the power went out after that storm"
Buddy: "Quit your bitchin!!! The woodwalkers are here away from their families to restore the power so your mom can charge her secret toy"
woodwalker by hooking aint easy December 12, 2013
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Woodfall 

When you have woodfall, you are majorly turned of by something. Can only be used by males.
Eric: You see that fat chick?
Dan: Yeah bro, major woodfall.
Woodfall by NeverHave Woodfall June 16, 2011

woofalaggin 

1. The pathetic condition of a worn out subwoofer in a vehicle or home theater system.

2. A subwoofer that has long needed to be replaced because of abuse and distorted low end.
1. "Dude, your woofalaggin. I mean you got no lows, no thud, and it sounds lame."

2. "What a weak sub. Your woofalaggin so bad, I can't even hear the bass much less feel it."
woofalaggin by Cratone March 20, 2008

woodfellas 

Young gangsterlike carpenters.
Damn, those woodfellas framed that house crazy fast.
woodfellas by Chris Latini January 10, 2008
A caring or generous person who is so gifted and smart that he or she can save the world. Woodall also means being remembered by god.
Woodall will save us all.
Woodall by Steve Wilson Jr June 24, 2017

Woodaloo 

A word of excitement, to be said when words just can't seem to capture the amount of happiness felt.
Woodaloo! I get to sleep in today instead of getting up and driving for six hours in the snow to see great aunt Midge in the nursing home.
Woodaloo by LittleKibby November 8, 2010