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Womandatory 

An event/meeting/situation where it's mandatory to have at least one woman present.
Also: anything mandated by a woman.
It's womandatory to have at least one female member included in the teams participating in the Microsoft Corporate Challenge.
Womandatory by Mohit Hira March 27, 2009

womanatee 

Any woman big enough to be compared to a sea cow, applies especially if she's prone to water.
My god, Stewart! Look at the escaped womanatee, she's eating the entire buffet!
womanatee by grue June 6, 2005

womanager 

A manager of a store or company who also happens to be female.
My boss, Melissa, is the manager; I guess that makes her the womanager! Is your boss a womanager, too, or just a manager?
womanager by Joel Bauza June 14, 2007

Womanterpret 

The female equivalent of mansplaining.

When a woman selectively takes a statement from a man, twists it to something that wasn't said, and then slings it back at the man in an accusatory or confrontational manner.

In other words, hearing only what she wants to hear or seeing only what she wants to see, creating a new narrative based on that selective hearing/sight, and then arguing against that self-created narrative.
"I said that I forgot to pick up the milk when I went grocery shopping, and she womanterpreted it to mean that I didn't care enough about her feelings to listen to what she says."

"I said 'can you pass the stapler' to Becca and she womanterpreted it to mean that I was oppressing her with my hyper-masculinity by treating her as less than human and expecting her to do my bidding."
Womanterpret by Timey-wimey stuff January 10, 2017

womaneering 

Any activity that is done by women, that has absolutely no purpose and no positive benefit to humanity, but is defended as purposeful and beneficial by those women doing it.
Tracy co-led a woman's tree-knitting seminar, and her friend Sally had been making vagina finger-hats to protest the tampon tax.

So they were womaneering?

Yep.
womaneering by AntiSuffragette July 19, 2017

Womanager 

(wuh-man-a-ger)

1) When you manage something like a woman

2) see girl boss
Ashley is a total womanager.

She womanaged the heck of it.

She is a womanaging partner at the firm.
Womanager by The Squashy JDawg March 29, 2021