Hartmann: "Where in the hell you from anyway?"
Cowboy: "Sir Texas sir!"
Hartmann: Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer so that sorta narrows it down a bit."
by SeanG. November 10, 2008
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A steer is a castrated bull. As in a fiesty little moo cow that needed his balls removed so that he could be sent to McDonalds in a yummy paper wrapper someday.
hick#1. Hey, that bull needs to be eaten.
hick#2. yup.
hick#1. We have to de-ball him first.
hick#2. yup.
hick#1. yup.
by countrybumkin March 13, 2005
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v. to frusterate, especially sexually. Reference to steers who try only to be frusterated.
He thought he was gonna get some last night be he just wound up steered.
by Julian November 22, 2004
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A word you use in attempt to liven up a boring conversation about politics.....
everyone is in deep conversation about politics.....(dik head calls out>*STEER*.......HAHAHAHA every one looks and glares
by Seth November 11, 2003
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being a control freak (and/or extremely distrustful of the other person) by second-guessing his actions or manipulating him into doing what you want.

Often it's just as you're about to do the action -- change lanes, turn off the TV, whatever -- but by indicating they feel you should do that action, the steering person has taken all credit for it, and portrayed you as incompetent.
"Do you want to change lanes here?"
"Dude stfu, stop steering me, I was already going to turn there."
by mercuryfx August 13, 2009
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Verb; To have sex on the cards almost inevitably but somehow screwing yourself over by being a twat.
"Oh mate, did you bang that girl last night?"
"No pal, I Steered as per usual"
by IHateSteer March 15, 2013
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One of the worlds hottest. Contains of mostly females with banging bodies. Steere's are loved by all and envied by some. Jealously is common.
Oh damn have you seen that Steere?
by catdawg August 25, 2008
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