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Witless Dishcloth
'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
wanlessing
Gaining sexual pleasure from tricking someone into searching for a fictional term for an unspecified sexual act.
"Next you'll be saying you did a double smurf cannon last night."
"What's that?"
"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"
"No"
"Don't Google that"
They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.
"What's that?"
"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"
"No"
"Don't Google that"
They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.
wanlessing by vego August 10, 2012
wingless
A nickname of Lucifer and also the Antichrist
In Christian philosophy, the foretold prophet of Satan who will weed/balance out Christianity in that he will represent a negative Christ to free the world from the bounding parameters of the religion, or in biblical terms, "destroy it".
In many other religions he represents a force free of prejudice and unfair judgement. He is seen as a revolutionizing polarizing agent wielding powers from the underworld sent to rid the world of suffering, a dark angel blessed with the gifts of many deities including immense intelligence and speed. As Christ was said to have been murdered and resurrected in the Bible, the Antichrist is said to be resurrected from death by Satan (in Christianity) or a dark angel or a deity from the underworld on a significant date shortly before his reign. Alternate versions of this prophecy state that he is betrayed and discovered by a close friend (much like Jesus is from Judas) and put to death in secrecy by religious extremists, unlike Christ's open crucifixion, and that during his murder he is saved by an agent of the Devil, who kills his enemies and brings him to safety, and ultimately, his ascension.
In modern films like the Matrix, the Antichrist is portrayed as Neo, who being the 6th version, eventually fails and is brought down.
In Christian philosophy, the foretold prophet of Satan who will weed/balance out Christianity in that he will represent a negative Christ to free the world from the bounding parameters of the religion, or in biblical terms, "destroy it".
In many other religions he represents a force free of prejudice and unfair judgement. He is seen as a revolutionizing polarizing agent wielding powers from the underworld sent to rid the world of suffering, a dark angel blessed with the gifts of many deities including immense intelligence and speed. As Christ was said to have been murdered and resurrected in the Bible, the Antichrist is said to be resurrected from death by Satan (in Christianity) or a dark angel or a deity from the underworld on a significant date shortly before his reign. Alternate versions of this prophecy state that he is betrayed and discovered by a close friend (much like Jesus is from Judas) and put to death in secrecy by religious extremists, unlike Christ's open crucifixion, and that during his murder he is saved by an agent of the Devil, who kills his enemies and brings him to safety, and ultimately, his ascension.
In modern films like the Matrix, the Antichrist is portrayed as Neo, who being the 6th version, eventually fails and is brought down.
wingless by metastasis July 8, 2012
witless fucking cocksplat
a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
witless fucking cocksplat by curtis450 September 7, 2017