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by La Grand Coque October 23, 2011
by Banz June 9, 2006
Dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a chicago windpipe and it felt greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaattttttttt. My dick was blown away, literaly!
by soamazing32 June 22, 2010
In the act of having sex with a girl, excuse yourself from the room. Go to the bathroom, put on clown makeup and jump back in the room. Shout "JUGGALO RYDA WEST SIDE", then blow down her neck until she is no longer breathing. Proceed to penetrate her with an AIDS infected dildo.
by ZachFromLindy May 1, 2012
Wow I really want Desmond and Jack from LOST to saliva windpipe each other right in the mouth so hard.
by Big fudge February 15, 2015
The Californian Windpipe is a maneuver in which a female (or sometimes a male) puts any sort of flute, piccolo, wind blown instrument into either:
exhibit a; the vagina
or
exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.
exhibit a; the vagina
or
exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.
Dude, i played Marry Had a Little Lamb by doing the Californian Windpipe.
Skill.
Was that before or after you pulled the Alabama Hot Pocket and Abraham Lincoln on that skank?
Skill.
Was that before or after you pulled the Alabama Hot Pocket and Abraham Lincoln on that skank?
by Connorp3@gmail.com September 16, 2009