Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy

The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music box with a squinty grin or pissed-off look on his face. In OoT, in order to get into the well in Kakariko Village, you had to complete a time paradox involving Bob. In the future, you go to the windmill where an infuriated Bob waits. He complains of a child in green (Link) who, seven years earlier, played a song and messed up the windmill. Upon seeing your Ocarina, he remembers that day and plays the song, thus teaching Link the Song of Storms. You must then travel to the past and play the song for him, becoming the child that taught him the song and messed up the windmill.

"Yo man, don't mess with Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy. He'll cut you!"

by Gammasite November 27, 2007

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 16, 2011

windmiller

to put a walking cane or broom stick in ones anus.

Friend 1: "Dude, joe stuck his grandmas walker in his cinnamon ring last night, tennis ball and all."
Friend 2: "Oh Man!! I bet he windmillered that shit hard core!!!!"

by M.A.1213 January 6, 2011

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022

The Windmill Man

The Windmill man is a fat man who likes to fuck small, tiny and fragile little boys. He sits on his computer all day, fucking small children on his very gross gaming chair. He has a very bad youtube channel where he post shit content. The Windmill man will be fucking doxxed because he is so fucking unlikable. I hope The Windmill man dies, I also hope he changes his bad, bad, bad fucking name. He doesn't deserve to be called "the", which implies that he is someone, which he is clearly not.

Oh hahah you did a The Windmill Man (post a shitty youtube video, while fucking little children)

by Fuck Windmill Man August 3, 2022

Wacky Windmill

An ironic term for a swastica, typically an incorrectly drawn one.

"There was wacky windmills all over the bathroom stall."

by Ebinflow04 July 8, 2022

Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.

"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"

by Basco Dragoon October 25, 2019