wind sail 

The act of stretching the human scrotum into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. Usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. The resultant shape has no use whatsoever.

"So Ted, i noticed you didnt call back last night"

"Yeah i was busy making a wind sail"

wind sail by Neowens July 30, 2005

full sail no wind 

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.

Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.

full sail no wind by Tenacious Faulker June 8, 2012

Sail close to the wind 

verge on indecency, dishonesty, or disaster

Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":

The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.

Sail close to the wind by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

wind in your sails 

favorable circumstances

may you find wind in your sails

wind in your sails by Agnishom June 9, 2022

Pirate windsail

It's when you're in bed with somebody and you fart under the covers then throw them back really fast so that your fart aroma wafts in their direction

You're not trying to dutch oven me are you? No I'm going to pirate windsail your ass

Pirate windsail by Ericawalling February 27, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008