wind sail

The act of stretching the human scrotum into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. Usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. The resultant shape has no use whatsoever.

"So Ted, i noticed you didnt call back last night"

"Yeah i was busy making a wind sail"

wind sail by Neowens July 30, 2005

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full sail no wind

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.

Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.

full sail no wind by Tenacious Faulker June 8, 2012

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Sail close to the wind

verge on indecency, dishonesty, or disaster

Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":

The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.

Sail close to the wind by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

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wind in your sails

favorable circumstances

may you find wind in your sails

wind in your sails by Agnishom June 9, 2022

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Pirate windsail

It's when you're in bed with somebody and you fart under the covers then throw them back really fast so that your fart aroma wafts in their direction

You're not trying to dutch oven me are you? No I'm going to pirate windsail your ass

Pirate windsail by Ericawalling February 27, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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