Willis:

A small town about 45 minutes north of Houston. Full of red-necks and old people who suck at driving. Never take 1097 to 105 because you'll get stuck at the red light before you ever get out of town. the biggest attraction is super Kroger and next in line is tractor supply. Full of teenagers who think they are country but actually aren't. Close enough to Conroe that you'll never see it on a map or here anybody outside of Willis talk about Willis. Walnut cove.
Person 1: Where are you from
Person 2: I'm from Willis, Texas
Person 1: where's that at?

Person 2 Don't worry about it.
by Marcher 4Ever February 4, 2017
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A dangerous mother fucker that’ll hurt you if you cross him or play him , especially with his emotions
by John critical April 25, 2019
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" Man u know yo ass is Willie when they got u in the Jag wit like half a milly..." -Sean Carter aka Jay Z aka Yung Hova aka Jigga aka El Presidente
by Tayshaun Garnett July 26, 2006
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A childish name for a penis, more specifically, one with a tiny ballsack and a lot of pubes
"Stop smacking the goldfish with your willy, son
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