A name no one else fucking has. The epitome of a high school dropout, he’s always high and he falsely believes that every woman wants to suck him off. A reverse fuckboy who thinks he’s the shit. His long hair makes up for his small dick. No true potential, and he’s always in his sad boi hours.
by MoniqueJulieAnastasiaJadenAbby May 29, 2019
A kirby is someone who is a huge baller. Usually someone who made countless amounts of baller-ass dollars selling from starring in kids video games, or selling tasty Chinese food from a large chain. A kirby will often own 10 cars of the same model, just so they don't get bored.
"Nah bro, that guy with the MC12 ain't no poser. He's a straight kirby"
"Dude I was up in the club last, and this crazy-ass kirby was making paper airplanes out of $500 bills and throwing them at people." - "You mean the little pink guy that runs around with a treasure chest on his head?" - "No bro, a kirby - a straight baller" - "oh, my bad"
"Dude I was up in the club last, and this crazy-ass kirby was making paper airplanes out of $500 bills and throwing them at people." - "You mean the little pink guy that runs around with a treasure chest on his head?" - "No bro, a kirby - a straight baller" - "oh, my bad"
by Tomas Chordate October 27, 2007
Kirby is such an awesome character
by Jesophjaylan June 13, 2017
A seriously fucking annoying teenage girl ages 12-16. Kirby's can usually be spotted in skin tight, ass-revealing yoga pants, and shirts that use the exact same amount of material as a bra. A Kirby's natural habitat is in the middle of a circle of horny guys in tank tops. Kirby's usually like to spend their days hugging every guy they see, uploading photos of them with obvious cleavage, and stealing the boyfriends of her best friends. Kirby's should be swiftly avoided by all of man-kind.
by Kiki O'Connell June 28, 2012
Verb - To challenge an opponent to a more serious, higher-skilled game when losing a casual one; to strengthen rules in order to overtake a less-abled opponent. Not to be confused with TomCavanaughing, or "taking a casual game way too seriously."
"It was a great pickup game until Joe decided to kirby it up and started complaining about traveling and bumping."
by papabearoreilly April 20, 2010
by Lil Slim October 31, 2005
1: A human of unusual size. You know what I'm talking about.
2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.
3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.
2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.
3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.
1. Uh oh, kirby at 3 o' clock! Run!
2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.
3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!
2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.
3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!
by Kazyan July 15, 2006