A misunderstood yellow rat-like creature that often shows up on the show pokemon
. We can all agree that if he wasn't portrayed in a manner that looked like a 4-year old's imagination and if people could actually understand what he was saying, his cool points
would total around that of Nickelback. His abilities include emitting powerful electric shocks. Recenlty he has attempeted to get his name changed to Brandon.
"Pikachu says that he hates the director of pokemon and would like to take a shotgun to his head."
The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.
"Ash Ketchum, is it? Good, I've been looking for you." *pulls out shotgun*
To achieve a state in which emotions like stress and worry are amplified. Commonly associated with OCD, deadlines, and middle aged women. Sometimes 'Freak'.
"If I don't get this thing done I'm going to freak out!"
A: The first natural number.
B: Binary code for "On" or, in images, a black pixel.
C: Number used in replacement for an exclamation mark in chatpeak/1337speak circumstances where one or more users is saying something exiting. See example.
A: 1, 2, 3, 4...
C: Lyk ZOMG that is t3h pwnsomest!!!11!1!11one
The act of cuasing injury to a victim or otherwise cuasing harm. Normally done with blunt objects or with bare hands. Throttling is a common act among gangsters. See also Pwn
"You get any closer to my computer and I'm going to throttle you!"
Slang for "explode" or "(has) exploded". This is more dramatic than "explode", and it usually implies a comic value. Originated on Homestarruner.com in the Strong Bad Zone or possibly on Neopets.
World War 2 has ended. Hiroshima a splode.
1. (noun) Any over-the-top fan of anything, but normally used to describe tweens and 40+ year old women who obsess over American Idol contestants.
2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.
Derived from "fan" and "retard".
Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.
The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.
1. I found a small group of Cooktards on an online forum praying for David Cook's album to go quadruple platinum.
2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.