WILF

A dude that looks like Will Ferrell, but he's funny so chicks want to bang him.

Hot chick at bar: Wow, that guy's a total WILF. I hope he proceeds to mount me like a wildebeest.

by Willlie September 23, 2007

wilf

wife I'd like to forget

i dont have one for wilf

by zippy sr November 4, 2008

Wilfing

Bringing up a random a topic or subject for no damn rhyme or reason.

Clayton: Grace texted me and was like "I'm getting in the shower" and i'm like "Can I get in with you"
Me: Wilfing

by Shady Brady April 4, 2012

Wilf

The psychopathic dog from the 2012 Standard Grade General English exam in Scotland. Known to jump off cliffs, not share his food and square up to ewes (despite only being up to their knees). He also has created an internet craze, trending on Twitter and receiving thousands of likes on facebook.

What's wilf? - A little greedy bastard that makes fish and chips cost more than £40.

Why's everyone going on about wilf? - Because everyone else is too stupid for us credit people to go on about the Korous...

by rubbers are for gurls. April 26, 2012

Wilf

Whale I would like to fuck

There are lots of wilfs around the oxnard cabin.

by wilfmister October 1, 2010

Wilf

A total loser

Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.

Clueless

A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means

That GordenBrown is a total WILF

Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF

You're acting like a WILF

by guzzigeezer December 10, 2009

wilf

werewolf i'd like (to) fuck

dayummm Jacob Black is a wilf in new moon

by gingaah December 22, 2009