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1. wilf
Wife I would like to fuck.
Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.
by coppertop Dec 13, 2003 share this
2. wilf
Woman
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck
Daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sure is a wilf!
by Wilf Nov 28, 2003 share this
3. wilf
"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.

"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl

"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied
4. Wilf
Like a Milf, but for witches.
There are in fact quite a large number of these:
Sabrina the teenage Witch
Nicole Kidman in Bewitched
Witch of the East in Wizard of Oz
Willow in Buffy...

the list goes on!
Sabrina is such a Wilf - definitely would!
5. wilf
What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.
This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.
6. Wilf
Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck, or simply Wolf I'd Like to Fuck.

Referring to Jacob Black from Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
"When that hottie with the body Jacob Black turned into a werewolf, I almost had an orgasm sitting in the movie theater. I would so tap that wilf."
j a c o b
by screwmehard Nov 21, 2009 share this
7. Wilf
A common term from the North East of England. A wilf can be referred to when somebody gets something worng or embarrases themself.
How did you manage that...you wilf!, what did you do that for...you wilf!
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