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One Man's Wilderness

A book & also a film about Richard Proenneke, who lived alone for many winters in a remote Alaskan area accessible only by plane. He built a cabin, made his own tools, had a garden, kept journals about it all. Fantastic real story!
I saw One Man's Wilderness on PBS & got the book from my Mom. Excellent & enthralling!

walzering 

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.
Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.
walzering by forging ahead February 27, 2013

windexing 

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.
Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.
windexing by MrShasta January 24, 2014

Bear in the Wilderness 

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.
You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

wilderness waps 

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals
Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."
wilderness waps by hammy mahan January 27, 2013

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”