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Wikomnia 

(n.) A mental disorder similar to insomnia. Wikomnia causes the victim to forgo the prudent option of sleep in lieu of endlessly browsing Wikipedia articles well into the night/morning. Patients who suffer from Wikomnia frequently show signs of always knowing a random factual tidbit of information to fit into every conversation regardless of the topic and waking up at dinner time without having completed any useful work the night before.
Jon's wikomnia kept him up all night reading wikipedia articles about why the banana is an endangered species of fruit.
Wikomnia by b_y October 26, 2010
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Wikenitis 

A really small penis, your just a unlucky bastard.
If you can stick it in her ear you have wikenitis.=
Wikenitis by Joooeeeyyy June 14, 2011

WikiNazi 

Editors of WikiPedia articles (mostly admins) that suck the fun out of participating, by nit-pickingly enforcing every rule, thus driving out those who have knowledge of the subject matter, leaving only fellow WikiNazis.
WikiPedia used to be fun, but the WikiNazis have ruined everything.

winona discount 

one has received the winona discount on an item when it is shoplifted
It's o.k. I didn't spend a bundle on it; I took the winona discount.
winona discount by the destroyer October 30, 2003

wikinazi 

Wikinazis form 70% of shitholes by Jimmy Wales. Most of them are not sentenced for decades because AMURIKA! Land of freedom!

Some wikinazia are actual professors who aren't fired after that. They have reasons to hide from the police.
Wikinazis is the best word when you see any shady Internet weirdo from Jimmy Wales.

- Somebody is banned within minutes and days by yet another loud wikinazi with a small dick.
- God bless AMURIKA! Everything is fine.
wikinazi by aaamerica September 16, 2023

Wibonics 

A Baltimore-influenced variation of ebonics spoken by white people after watching reruns of The Wire, one of the greatest shows in the history of television.

Wibonics is neither linguistic slumming, nor an example of whites being "thieving motherfuckers," as Sgt. Carver says of the character Frog in Season 2. While occasionally used ironically (or "Wironically"), Wibonics is often uncontrollably spoken due to its novel and mellifluous nature. White people have been known to speak Wibonics up to 36 hours after one viewing of The Wire.

Proper Wibonics includes usage of the word hopper (young runner for drug dealers), pronouncing dog "dug," and ending sentences with the word "yo," or, when appropriate, "shit" pronounced sheeeeeeeeit. (See Clay Davis.)

Authenticity may be added by mentioning crab chips, Hamsterdam, or corners (street intersections where drugs are purchased).
T: Hey Brant, throw down one a' them scones, yo.
B: What's that, Thad? I'm confused.
T: Sorry, I was speaking Wibonics. I watched The Wire last night.

Call off your Italian Greyhound, yo. Don't you know I'm scared of dugs? Sheeeeeeeeit.

I don't want to stand on the corner, I'm fearful that one of those hoppers might steal my crab chips.
Wibonics by someotherguyfromohio2 November 12, 2010