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Dave Wight 

1. A D-league internet troll who completely lacks self-awareness and doesn't even realize he/she is trolling.

2. An asshole who spams message boards and acts like his/her opinions are facts.

3. A pedophile lurking on the internet.
Q: Did you see that dude posting all that shit on those message boards?

A: Yeah, that dude is a real Dave Wight.
Dave Wight by Edward Hunter July 29, 2022
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clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones
"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."
clock weights by Crawlover July 3, 2004
A wight is a incorporal undead beeing that drains the essence of living beings to stay alive. Wights are usualy controled by someone or thing of highter power such as a necromancer.
Watch out for the wight, or it will kill you
wight by Mastikator November 4, 2004

Paul Wight 

Paul Wight, Jr. (born February 8, 1972 in Aiken, South Carolina), better known by the ring names (The) Big Show and (The) Giant, is an American professional wrestler. Wight is currently wrestling on the Extreme Championship Wrestling brand of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), where he is the reigning ECW World Heavyweight Champion

Paul Wight, The Giant, The Big Show
Paul Wight by Dan Falk August 8, 2006
Olde Nordic word meaning Spirit.
Thor: "All wights come to me."
Wight by hades' lady February 5, 2010

Mayor Wrights Fun Dungeon 

The place Mayor Wright “keeps” and kills his window licker collection.
When daddy dario said “Get on the bus” the mayor smiled when he saw its small size as he remarked in a satanic tone, “Finally, an fine addition to my Mayor Wrights Fun Dungeon”

weightsist

someone who is rude or against others weight
That guy is so weightsist, he called me fat.
weightsist by m0053 March 14, 2009