the real definition of Wifey is a stupid girl. A girl that will let a man walk all over her, talk to her however he wants and come home whenever he wants. A girl that is too stupid to realise that when her "man" says he's out "working", he's really out working other chicks. A wifey isn't a down ass chick, she's a stupid chick, and men can sense that... and who wouldnt want to have a stupid chick at home waiting on the clock for their ass? Women try so hard to be "Wifey" but lets be real... whats the point? Wifey is the one always getting cheated on...all wifey is really good for is cooking, cleaning the house, catering to her "man" and poppin babies out. Men would never wife a strong independant woman. Why? Because she won't take his bullshit... coming home whenever he wants, "working" late... cause a strong woman will do it right back to his ass... and let's face it... men can't handle that... they need a stupid chick.. one that isn't on their level.... so face it wifey's.... don't boost.... sure.. the name is cute and everything... but while you're sitting at home being wifey.... he's cheating with a down ass chick. Nuff Said.
Jermaine : "You chillin with your wifey tonight?"
Lamar : "Naw.. i'm kickin it with my down ass chick tonight"
Lamar : "Naw.. i'm kickin it with my down ass chick tonight"
by akaB January 1, 2008
MIchelle n Shana are ma closets wifey'z 4 lyfe. i luv yall {no homo shiit} ya boo stephanie d. u alradii kno
by stephy_bu May 17, 2008
1.) My wifey is coming over today.
2.) Don't insult her. She's my wifey!!
3.) My wifey and I are going to get our nails done.
2.) Don't insult her. She's my wifey!!
3.) My wifey and I are going to get our nails done.
by ♫Flash♫ July 29, 2009
by M1L3Y September 19, 2022
An extremely close friend; your 'bitch'; your 'ho'; your best of the best of the BEST friends you have; your claimed favorite person.
You know my best friend, Ginger?! Yea, she's my wifey!
Gabe, you're my wifey.
Paige is MY wifey, BITCH!
Gabe, you're my wifey.
Paige is MY wifey, BITCH!
by The Sinner November 9, 2006
jill: "you need to start saving money for college and stop waisting it on such stupid things!"
dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."
jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"
ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"
dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"
dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."
jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"
ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"
dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"
by girl7 December 7, 2006