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8.
The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.
I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.
by D. Arse June 26, 2005
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9.
The reason I drink so much.
My wife likes to nag.
by best definitions ever July 29, 2006
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10.
term used in reference to the woman in which a man is the most emotionally involved with & who he feels the most obligation toward. she typically has characteristics which would make her a desirable long-term partner.
Porscha is super badd but I'm out with wife tonight.
by realist63 January 28, 2010
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11.
Another word for Satan
From the second my wife walks through the door she looks pissed off and instantly starts bitching at me for everything I do, she must be Satan.

My wife bitches about things she was fine with before we were married but now a few months into it all the sudden I am wrong and a shitbag. That bitch is Satan
by I hate that cunt February 23, 2011
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12.
A contraction of two words; With, and Life, making the workd Wife. A person with a wife is a person with life.
He is so lucky to be a man with a wife. She is so lucky to be a woman with a Wife.
by SuzTheAdviceLady October 18, 2011
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13.
baby, source of happiness
baby, you make me happy. you're my wife.
by fishlovecat November 02, 2009
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14.
Taker of money and souls...
Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...
by lojhvfhjjhfjgvchujg August 07, 2011
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