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1. wif
With
Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.
by SeptiK Sep 7, 2003 share this add a video
2. wif
another way to say with.
I is wif none uva den me main man Pat Bushnan
3. wif
Wow I'm Fucked up.Extremely stoned or drunk or both!
Cindy: Hey dude nabil how are you feeling?
Nabil: WIF!
4. Wif
Woman I'm fucking.
I'm going to the movies with the wif.
5. wif
(W)isconsin (I)nbreed (F)aggot

Anyone from wisconsin knows the term FIB, (fucking illinois bastards). WIF is what people from illinois retort back to them. Being from illinois, you also have the satisfaction of knowing your better than everyone from wisconsin too.
None of these stupid WIF's know how to drive.
by Carl B Sep 14, 2004 share this add a video
6. wif
to smell something
<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...
by io Jun 19, 2003 share this add a video
7. wif
Another word for Wife.
I wonder what my wif is doing for tea.

Come here wif, I want you.