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whoreitus 

A disease which turns you into a whore. It can not be cured
Ethan has a major case of Whoreitus
whoreitus by UnicornFluff21 December 13, 2014

whoreification 

whe process of turning into a whore or slut
Guy 1: DUDE! look at that chick shes going though whoreification

Guy 2: Oh Yeah Shes gunna be a great whore
whoreification by Chris LeBlanc December 24, 2006

Whoreticulture 

Whoreticulture is the industry and practice of celebrity cultivation including the process of garnering fame and admiration for nothing short of a poorly made sex tape.

Whoreticulturists conduct a monetarily successful existence in the practice of pornography, poorly made pop music, and self commercialization usually in the form of a perfume or clothing line. The work involves fucking on film in a hotel room, releasing it to the public on the internet, landing a successful reality TV show, in some cases getting punched in the face on said reality show, putting out an "Autobiography" with a nauseating title written by someone else, and recording a pop song that when listened to, will make you lose complete faith in the human race.

Their staggering ability to remain famous despite the fact they're completely talentless is a testament to how far our empty culture has fallen.
There is the old saying, "50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong" perhaps that's true... But 50 Million Kim Kardashian fans have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Now that's what I call whoreticulture.

whoregisboard 

Groups of skanky women who turn 'bling' up to maximum and like wearing the Jackie O sunglasses along with tormented chihuahua in the hand bag.

They usually congregate at any place that is for "show", like Bondi, or at flashy pubs in Sydney CBD.
The whoregisboard is out on display whereever Paris Hilton goes.
The Whoregisboard descended at the pub the other night....
whoregisboard by Giulio January 19, 2007

Whorettes 

Like tourettes but instead of uncontrolled swearing sufferers display uncontrolled whoring.
She can't help being such a slut she's got whorettes.
Whorettes by MasterfulP October 30, 2014
If your are the whoreiest, then you are the biggest whore to ever whore.
Look are her! She is the whoreiest person I have ever seen!
Whoreiest by TacoBellShit December 9, 2019