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whordiot 

A portmanteau of whore and idiot. Coined by Malory Archer in the tv show Archer.
Pam: "Holy shitspace! Hey guys, we got a problem!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."

Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"
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whordiot 

as defined on "Archer" a whordiot is a cross between a whore and an idiot. A woman of loose morals and highly questionable intelligence.
My soon to be ex-wife is a real whordiot. She walked out on an 18 year marriage with three sons to shack up with a guy 10-15 years younger than she is. How long does she think that's going to last?
whordiot by FCKEDOVERBYWOMEN August 9, 2012
Related Words
Down-south term used to refer to a male friend; the masculine version of shawty.
"Me and my whodies gonna ride tonight."

"Where I'm from we say whodie, and where I'm from we say shawty."
-Youngbloodz (commenting on Atlanta, GA)
Whodie by t$hizzle August 29, 2004

whodoesnt 

who doesn’t? you see, this is funny due to its dual meaning. saying “Who Doesnt” typically means you are questioning someone else for questioning whether or not the people being questioned do something. However, “WhoDoesnt” is also the Minecraft Username of Isaac. This means that when saying “Who Doesn’t”, you are not only referring to the use of the common phrase, but also the person who possesses the name. This is humorous because of multiple reasons. One of them is the dual meaning, which i mentioned before, and another is the feeling of belonging or speciality from the fact that the joke is only understood by few. some may call this a reference. Understanding the reference can be a great feeling and funny for many reasons. The main one is that nobody else will understand the joke if they do not know what it is referring to, making you feel unique and above them at that point in time. All of these factors combined is why saying “who doesn’t” is funny.
WhoDoesnt 100k fish
whodoesnt by Dunk0 April 30, 2021

Woodious-Itus 

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius
Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus
Woodious-Itus by mad_max.0 July 8, 2021
Your buddy, pal, Friend, Roun
Wassup whodie?
WHODIE by Bluu June 20, 2003

Super Whodini 

When a man is having sex with a women (while she faces out a window), he subtly pulls out and has a friend and or stranger switch place. The initial partner then goes outside the window to her surprise.
This girl was so drunk I was able to pull off the Super Whodini with my buddy.