whordiot 

A portmanteau of whore and idiot. Coined by Malory Archer in the tv show Archer.

Pam: "Holy shitspace! Hey guys, we got a problem!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."

Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"

whordiot by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021

whordiot 

as defined on "Archer" a whordiot is a cross between a whore and an idiot. A woman of loose morals and highly questionable intelligence.

My soon to be ex-wife is a real whordiot. She walked out on an 18 year marriage with three sons to shack up with a guy 10-15 years younger than she is. How long does she think that's going to last?

whordiot by FCKEDOVERBYWOMEN August 9, 2012

Whordiot 

Noun- combination of 'whore' and 'idiot', one who not only dresses in the manner of an idiot but is also known for their overactive, somewhat scandalous and brazen sexual behavior

Girl 1: I'm wearing a toilet plunger as a hat with my string bikini and the words "Satisfaction Guaranteed' written in smeared lipstick on my stomach. What do you think?

Girl 2: I think you look like an idiot.

Girl 3: As this is a singles bar, you look like a whore.

Girl 2 & 3: YOU'RE A WHORDIOT!

Whordiot by Jurgenatrix July 22, 2012

Whordiot 

An Apple user.

A whore and an idiot. A whore because you buy anything Apple makes. An idiot because you can buy a comparable product for half the price.

Shortly before the iPad went on sale, Steven Jobs showed off Apple's latest creation to a small group of journalists. One asked what consumer and market research Apple had done to guide the development of the new product.

"None," Mr. Jobs replied. "It isn't the consumers' job to know what they want."

"I just bought an iPad because Steve Jobs told me to."
"What a whordiot."

"I just got an Apple laptop for $1,800 because an HP laptop was too cheap for $700."
"You're a whordiot."

Whordiot by FreeFromTheMaddeningCrowd October 8, 2012

Whordiot 

A idiot who’s a whore

She’s a little whordiot

Whordiot by Snow03 March 13, 2020

whorediot

Equally stupid and slutty, like Cheryl.

"The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
"Oh you don't look like a whore, an idiot maybe... or both! Yes, a whorediot."

whorediot by UglyLoserFriend October 6, 2012

Whorediot

A whore and an idiot. A term used in the raunchy series Archer.

"Does this dress make me look like a whore or an idiot?"

"One second. One second. One second. Whorediot."

Whorediot by Lida North August 14, 2012