Who's Now 

"Who's Now" was a daily series aired during SportsCenter throughout July 2007, in which viewers helped ESPN determine the ultimate sports star by considering both on-field success and off-field buzz. That's from Wikipedia and they have to be impartial. If you were to ask any sports fan, they would tell you that the series is one of the most patently contrived, idiotic nonsense to ever hit the airwaves. Most people instantly change the channel - to absolutely anything - when the theme music for the segment begins.

"Who's Now is so artificial, from concept to execution, that watching it is like chewing Styrofoam." - Newsweek

Who's Now by Trendon August 6, 2007

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊 

when some dumb motherfucker tries to talk about something no one cares about or you could copy this and make it say despacito or something

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊 by anonymous April 23, 2021

Who is awake now?

this is to be said when it is midnight into a group chat. this helps to attract attention and make people start texting. this annoys some people asking us people to shut up. Use the word uno nay thee or sdrawkcab kaeps or any other word that can flip the damned friggin universe upside down to shut them up.

You: Who is awake now?
Annoying guy: Shut your ass up!
Everyone: starts flooding a spamming the chat with messages

Who is awake now? by King D with double R May 18, 2020

Look who's equivocating now 

No the preference is not the same as the fetish because the fetish does not affect you (as I have not raped a single person) and the preference DOES affect me because you have fucked a fat cock instead of a baby dick. You have actively acted on the preference and I have not actively acted on the fetish.

Hym "So look who's equivocating now! Er- Wait... Is that equivocating? Doesn't matter. Your entire argument is you saying things are the same that aren't actually the same and then you acting on those not the same things and here I am. That is why you are doing this. You're retarded."

Look who's equivocating now by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

Who's the Affleck now? 

When an actor is able to work more professionally than his/her scene partner--i.e. more like Matt Damon than Ben Affleck. If an actor were to step on his/her partner's lines or self-indulgently ad-lib in order to try to steal the spotlight, he/she would be considered the "Affleck" of the scene. Assuming the 'Affleck's partner is professional enough to at least learn the lines, so meticulously assembled by the screenwriter; and not mug or over-emote like he were playing some pimp in a JLo video, he would be considered the "Damon." The saying would be employed in the case that the scene partners were in contention as to which were the comparative "Affleck" of the scene.

Kevin Smith:

"IF YOU(Jason Mews, portraying Neo in a scene from "The Matrix")'RE GOING TO AD LIB, DON'T USE THE WORD "PENIS"!
Erica(his scene partner who had previously stepped on Jason's line): "WHO'S THE AFFLECK NOW?"

Who's the Affleck now? by microsleeper October 13, 2011

Who shot who in the what now? 

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.

Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?

Who shot who in the what now? by talkemotome52 March 24, 2008

who's in the what now? 

General, all-purpose response for those occasions where somebody says some thing so far over your head, you haven't even got the foggiest of ideas about what they are saying.

Prosecutor: On the night of July 17, 2009, you, with malice of forethought, did enter said premises with the intention of pilfering a number of controlled substances for the purpose of distributing in a manner that would have been in direct contravention to the articles of law here in the province of Quebec, did you not?

Andy: Who's in the what now?

who's in the what now? by udm111 July 11, 2010