whizzing jizzer 

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").

- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?

whizzing jizzer by MacroPhallus October 30, 2012

Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.

Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

Night Vision Whizzing by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009

Whizzin 

When something is truly awesome, and will make everybody feel better about themselves.

Tim: "Did you just see that old lady get hit by that bus?!"

Cameron: "Yeah. It was totally whizzin..."

Whizzin by Kyle E. June 9, 2008

Wizzing 

In the action of "taking a wiz". A person who's fetish is "Golden Wiz"/Golden showers!

When some one is acting STUPID, attempting to convence others that an OBIVIOUSLY STUPID idea is a good idea!

obama: Come on you'll love wizzing on me, making my teeth skanky and yellow. It'll be like my birth certicate no one will know!

My half-sister will have another fake document printed up to say it wasn't wiz but spring water!

Intellectual: I wouldn't do anything your into, to include wizzing on you!

Wizzing by The_Master_Whiz January 2, 2011

inappropriate whizzination

When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate whizzination.

inappropriate whizzination by Telephony March 31, 2016

Whizzinator

a device that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the piss, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.

Guy #1: Oh snap here comes the police. Good thing i got my Whizzinator.

Guy #2: Did you warm up the piss before you left??

Guy #1: Son of a bitch.

Whizzinator by Senor White Power July 14, 2008

wizzing 

somebody that is out of his sense,thinking thesame of another person,

dode.p.is wizzing a fool from childhood grown up calling others wizzing nigga's

wizzing by mashall26 April 10, 2007