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whitey tightys

If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didn't have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. "Mom, I need some new underwear!" "They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones?" "Mom, I've had the same underwear since I was 10, you know." "Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey?" then I only hear screaming.
Hey, honey, if them whitey tightys, get any tighter, you voice ain't neva gunna change.
whitey tightys by Guido1 March 4, 2008
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Tightey Whitey

A racial slur for White People
Tightey Whitey by Mr Plague Doctor November 24, 2025

tightey-whiteys 

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band
With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.
tightey-whiteys by kenyon December 12, 2003

tightey-whiteys 

briefs (as opposed to boxers)
"i don't date guys that wear tightey-whiteys."
tightey-whiteys by lauren August 31, 2003

tightey-whiteys 

The terrible default men's underwear bestowed from boyhood; generally bearing illustrations of Spiderman, Skeletor, Power Rangers, and the like, when first introduced, but eventually losing their distinct markings, prior to adolescence, in favor of brownish/reddish/yellowish stains fore and aft.
I friggin' hate tightey-whiteys. Damn you Fruit of The Loom!!! Damn you!!!

tightey-whiteys 

The underpants of choice for those men who's testicles start to "hang low". Men's equivalent to a bra to keep saggy body parts in place. Fights gravity for older men.
"Once he's done fathering your children, get those puppies into some tightey-whiteys. Ive seen men with testicles that hang down to their knees!"

Quote from a retired nurse
tightey-whiteys by Atulia Greene January 9, 2007